December 2011
It's been 45 minutes since I said I was logging...
fuck my life. It’s 3:15 A.M.
Watchadamssong:
taybenzo:
lovemeforeverandalwayss:
thegirlwithkaleidosc0peeyes:
popedope:
OH my GOd
I am too high for this shit.
Marry me
ACTUALLY WAY TOO HIGH FOR THIS
TOO DRUNK i am dieing
….why? lmfao
This is why I try my hardest to avoid tumblr.
I’ve literally been sitting here for almost 12 hours..only breaking to eat, use the bathroom, drive my friend home, and play with my niece (really didn’t take as much time as you’d think). Point is, it’s so addicting.
I’m only getting off because I have to get up to turn off the tv before my mom screams about it being to loud. If I don’t get up now, I never...
Everytime I try to exit tumblr and get a life,...
COME BACK HERE.
Cross the line if you hate going to school because...
Elementary school.
Honestly, Toms are ugly, over-priced, over-rated,...
tumblr will now hate me forever.
a girl so in love with the wrong world.: I... →
mypatronusisyou:
I literally have no idea who I think the Russo family wizard will be
Alex is the obvious choice because she’s the main character
but then there’s Justin who’s the smartest and wants it the most and probably deserves it the most
but Max is the stupidest and he’d be the last person you expect,…
I’d be so pissed at my parents if I were a witch. If you know only one...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Cross the line if you're actually a unicorn.
